Chapter 6, Your girlfriend is not human

With the little money that was left, I went to the hair salon

The cauliflower impatiently said, "Stop dawdling, I'm feeling quite eager here; send another picture over."

I said, Cauliflower, have you settled your old man in properly

I immediately became displeased, pointing at the boss's nose and scolding, "What's wrong? Stand firm, do you have any objections?"

Stepping out of this small shop, I felt completely at ease, and most importantly, I regained my confidence as a man

Throughout the entire day, I felt drowsy and slept the whole day. By evening, the woman came again, dressed exactly the same as yesterday, not even having changed her underwear, still reeking of a pungent perfume.

Then she gently stroked my face and playfully said, "Look at you, your legs are all weak. You should hurry and take a nap. I have to go back; otherwise, that old man will definitely beat me to death.

"Alright, just wait a moment. I will send you the multimedia message shortly," I said.

I said, damn it, my IP is 8 million pixels, it must be an issue on your end

If the cauliflower bothers me again, I will simply turn off the machine

Peach pink, strike a pose, and I will take a couple of good photos for you. In the future, when I miss you, I will have something to remember you by. I adjusted the lighting with my phone

In a moment, Cauliflower's phone rang again. I picked up the phone and shouted, "You son of a dog, when will you be done?"

In my reckless days, I often shared with my dubious friends, just a photo, and I could not escape from being a part of it.

She shot me a glance, and having something refreshing is already good enough. Look, I even have oral ulcers, and you don't show any understanding.

I said with a smile, you are right, she is indeed not a human, but a fox spirit, almost enchanting me to death

Returning to the house, I picked up my phone and took a full-body photo of the woman, sending it to Cauliflower

I am only looking out for your well-being; it is better to be safe.

Cauliflower said, "Qin Ge, why the hell don't you believe me? I just recently took on a master and am currently learning. Trust me, you should break up with this girl quickly, otherwise you will definitely be doomed"

After a considerable amount of time, the workers outside, with expressions of excitement, were eagerly rubbing their hands and lining up.

Peach Pink frowned and said, "Are you still afraid that I won't come in the future? Why are you taking pictures? Let's finish this quickly so I can go back."

After speaking, I lit a cigarette and lazily walked towards the door. The landlady called out from behind, "Young man, I am still hiring girls here. If you are interested, you might want to consider it."

Just like last time, I come and go like the wind. As soon as she leaves, I begin to worry. It's over; my back aches and my legs feel weak. Am I really getting old?

Peach Pink, just hearing this name suggests it is a stage name. Since it is all just a performance, I did not inquire further.

Tao Hong thought for a moment and said, "Alright then, just two."

"If you don't like it, I'll use another lubricant. Come on, I have to go back later," she said with a radiant smile. Compared to before, I noticed her complexion gradually becoming a bit rosy, which appeared more vibrant than that chalky white from https://m.hetushu.com.com.

When we embraced, I couldn't help but ask: "Do you have a gynecological condition? What is that oily substance?"

I do not know what is happening, but every time I am with Tao Hong, I feel particularly quickened and extremely fatigued, as if I am completely drained, my whole body feels cold and shivery, and I break out in a cold sweat

She glanced at me, a strange expression flickering in her eyes, "That is mouse oil, used for lubrication"

This is unacceptable; continuing like this is too embarrassing. I need to find some confidence.

I said, go to hell, with your kind of quality, you will close down sooner or later, damn it

The boss lady said irritably, "If everyone were like you, how would I still make a living?"

"Hehe, darling, did you not use the mouse oil today?" I asked, although it was greasy, it no longer had that previous texture of crumbling tofu and strange odor

"You find me distasteful, so I won't play anymore." She seemed to be quite sensitive

How dare you, you are already a mess, what do you expect from women, get lost

I was warming up in bed when my phone rang. To my surprise, it was Cauliflower calling. Without a second thought, I hung up immediately; even the biggest matters must take a back seat.

The boss's wife started scolding the hair salon girl at the door, saying, "I've been supporting you, why are you so slow? Where has your ability gone?"

Peach Pink glanced at me, and I quickly took a picture and sent it to Cauliflower at the fastest speed, thinking that he should be satisfied this time.

"Why are you taking my picture?" she said, somewhat annoyed

I am somewhat displeased with you, Cauliflower. I do not appreciate what you just said. Are you trying to belittle me late at night

I said, you must be out of your mind; it seems you are going crazy thinking about ghosts. With all your years of experience, do you even know how to catch a ghost

Go away, with that kind of brain of yours, even if you have a master, it's still a pit; I can't be bothered to waste my breath on you

Cauliflower is upset, Qin Ge, you know I'm just a bad cauliflower, not your wife. You can't even spare this little bit, isn't that too ungrateful

I suspect that this fellow Cauliflower is definitely bored and wants to make a fool of me. Someone like him, a rich second generation with a head full of nonsense, even seeks a master to learn ghost-catching. Isn't that just being idle and overindulgent

After a while, I finally regained my composure, lit a cigarette, and opened my phone. To my surprise, there were thirty-six missed calls, all from Caihua. I was truly at a loss for words regarding this guy. Just as I was about to call back, my phone rang again—it was Caihua.

I had not finished speaking when Cauliflower interrupted me. His tone was very serious. "Brother Qin, let me finish what I have to say first. I suspect that your girlfriend is not human"

I pushed her away and said, then stop making a scene, it's bloody and I find it quite shabby.

Alas, well done

The next day, I took the card she had left for me and excitedly ran to the ATM, ready to withdraw some money to enjoy myself. However, as soon as I inserted the card, it displayed that it had expired

Cauliflower is anxious, Qin Ge, all the photos you sent me are just ghostly images glowing white. How could a normal person's photo turn out like a ghostly image? Based on my years of experience, you must have encountered something supernatural. If you don't believe me, just take a look at those photos you took

The girl lowered her head and said to the book, blushing, "All, all have been used, he is too impressive"

She came in without any unnecessary talk, just like yesterday

She gently pushed me, and my legs went weak, collapsing onto the bed like a dead fish, lacking even the strength to get back up

He said, having settled down, "Brother Qin, I haven't touched it in a long time. Send me that girl's photo so I can indulge a bit."

I said, beautiful, can't you change your taste? Having the same refreshing flavor every day is rather dull

In the evening, that woman came again. As soon as she entered, she hurriedly wanted to be affectionate. I pushed her away and said, "The consultation fee card you gave me last time has already expired. Do you think I run a charity? You think you can just play around, right?"

I picked up my phone in annoyance, walked outside, and answered. On the other end, I heard Caihua's excited voice, "Qin Ge, let me guess, with you calling me so frequently, it must be that... How is it? Is it enjoyable?"

It's nothing, I just wanted to leave a memento I said with a smile

"What nonsense are you talking about, you big man?" She pressed down on me with astonishing strength and forcefully sat down...

I raised my gun and was about to mount my horse when my phone rang

I received the cash and directly threw it into the box. Although this person is somewhat eccentric, their physique and skills are indeed of high quality

Cauliflower's voice deepened as he said, "You better take me seriously; I'm discussing something important with you. I suspect that woman is a ghost"

Peach Blossom smiled and said, "Doctor Qin, be careful, your body may not be able to handle it. It is better for us to take things slowly."

What is rat oil? Where are you putting this tofu dregs-like thing? Aren't you afraid of getting sick? I exclaimed in astonishment, feeling increasingly disgusted.

I got up and shouted at the woman, "Hey, um, that, right, I still don't know your name"

Hello, Cauliflower, you...

Get lost!

Alright, you wait

She said, just call me Taohong

Cauliflower said, "Qin Ge, what do you mean? The photo is just a blur, and it has this white light effect. What kind of broken phone do you have?"

After speaking, she lay on her side and revealed a charming smile towards me

She smiled slightly, took out a bundle of cash from her pocket, waved it in front of me, and said, "Doctor Qin, is this enough to cover the expenses this time?"

Tonight, I will show my might and ensure that I do not let that little demon escape. Upon seeing the money, my mood improved significantly. I didn't have enough fun at the salon during the day, so I must reclaim my territory tonight and shake off the label of being a quick shooter; otherwise, it would be quite embarrassing if word got out

Dare to mess with me! I threw away the card, thinking to myself that tonight I will teach this woman a lesson.

I can hear a hint of anger in Caihua's tone. Considering that I still need to borrow money from this guy, it would be better not to let our relationship become strained.

"You think you are a Thai princess? If it weren't for that damn cauliflower wanting to indulge, I wouldn't bother taking your picture at all," I cursed inwardly, but on my face, I wore a loving smile and gently said, "Just take a couple of shots."

This damned cauliflower, I'm done for, this bastard is hitting again, truly at my wit's end

After sending it, just as I was about to start practicing, my phone rang again. I looked and it was still Caohua. I thought to myself, this person is truly insatiable, never ending.